Sunday, September 20, 2009
Michelle Obama Wears Suicide Belt, Blows Up Fashion Sense
I know what she is trying to do. She wants to channel Jackie O, but she comes across as a Walmart wannabe.
Is this the best her staff of 20+ clucking hens can come up with?
Her every outfit is progressively worse and her "Jackie O on the Shortbus" look is not catching on.
Is America rushing to imitate the trends of the first lady? NO.
Are women's fashions showing up with belts worn under the bosom? NO.
Are trendy stores introducing a line of Fabulous Fall MO clothing? NO.
Its time to come out and say it.
Michelle, your outfits are worse than unattractive. They make you look like a cheap poser not a first lady. Even the poorest Thrift Store shoppers look better than you. Your choice of outfits have NO class. When you sit next to first ladies from other nations you are always the worst dressed.
Republican or Democrat, this MUST be said:
I have no idea who is advising the first lady, but her outfits are pathetic.